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"Cunthooks" great word for relieving stress, when that tenth thing in a row goes wrong just shout 'Cunthooks' and all will be well...

I tend to rely on "goddamn it" but maybe I should branch out into "cunt" or "fuck" territory!

Fucking Cunt-fuckers.

'bastard twat' OK I know it's 2 words but please allow me a little leeway ?

Goddamn, bastard-twat fucking cunt fuckers, cunthooks to them...

Oh it's great to get it all out in one go

I once knew a Mormon who prided himself on never swearing. One day, I was helping him with his car, and he was taking a tyre off, and he trapped his fingers in the tyre rim.

He screamed "fuck!!!" and I couldn't help smiling. I was sorry for my friend's fingers but I saw the funny side.

The moral of the story is: save your big guns for bad days. If you use the f-word every day or hour, what will you say when the shit really hits the fan?

By-far-and-a-way my favourite word is 'BITCH'!

What my girlfriend and I call our vibrators

cock sucking spunk loving fuck buddy!

scurrilious

Peacock...

ogodimcumming

Perverted !

chit-pool old cajun curse, pronounced as one word translates to asshole of a chicken. express your opinion with inpunity.

Fuck me running

For sex I love the anatomical ones - cunt, fuck, twat, cock but if I am annoyed or hit my thumb with a hammer, there's no substitute for BOLLOCKS!

Can't choose between WANK and SPUNK.

When i get a knock back from the wife i want to tell her to stick ya cunt up ya cunt ya cunt

Twat or cum bucket!

I like cunt and cock as my favorite words