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The following two options work for me even if my penis is barely tumescent:
-I go outside to masturbate at night in the dark while fantasizing about being watched. I reach orgasm very easily out there, actually too easily. But I know there's active exhibitionist trigger in my brain, and you may be different.
-Also, a "third hand", if available, easily produces an orgasm for me.
Sometimes, if my penis is fairly firm, I will kneel in front of the toilet and thrust my penis forward and back while it is held captive between the seat and porcelain rim. Or I insert my penis tightly between my sliding closet door and the vertical door jamb and begin thrusting. The larger rim of my glans helps keep my penis from sliding all the way out. These two methods don't always produce an orgasm, but can still be fairly satisfying.
Such a pity you are so far away as this is an amazing invite to us all !
I have a small vacuum that I attach an 1-1/4 inch piece of pvc in the hose. I have a hole drilled in the pvc so I can monitor the suction. I put on a vhs tape I made years ago of me eating,fucking my wife, insert my dick into the pipe and turn it on. Sit back in a chair and move the pipe up and down my dick. When you find the right spot it makes your cock "flutter" and feels oh so good. I usually cum this way.
I also like to use the handle on my mortising machine while using the vacuum. I just sit it on the floor ,put a zip lock bag over it, add a little mineral oil and then lower myself on to it. Then slip my dick into the vacuum tube pipe.
1. plain old jerking off - a bit of lube or lotion to make things slide from the tip to the base. Let the cum flow into my hand and get messy, though I don't make nearly as much as years ago.
2. rubbing while fingering my asshole makes things more interesting, even better when I can massage my prostate. Really cool when I cum as I can feel it harden and squeeze the cum out.
3. Vibrators work pretty well, the best being a dual head percussive massaging tool - I rest the tip on one and let the other keep things bouncing.
4. jerking with limited contact produces amazing orgasms. I make a circle with my fingers and just rub the backside of the rim on the head, occasionally touching the other side. When I cum this way, it's like something sneaking up and then just slamming my crotch with the spasm.
5. massaging just the place below the slit. I don't touch anything else - just slide a lubed fingertip up and down over the small spot until I explode - works as well as 4 above.
Your mileage may vary. Enojy.
i am the horny creekgeek and at 63, am still the same sex crazed dirty old man i was all my life....
one of the dirty things i like to do ( mostly solo so far) is to find a private place outdoors to go with my kit in a small carry bag, i get nude and aroused, lubing and stroking my penis. i bend over lubing my anus as well... it gets me so hard.... more often than not i do this at night outdoors totally nude of course.
then take out one of the 22 oz long neck bottles of strong beer,open it and grease my anus and bottle neck with crisco then ... on my hands and knees i place the open end against my horny anus, upend it and insert it into my rectum and shake it a little at a time to drive the cool or even slightly warm beer deep into me. i feel it coursing up into my colon ... feels so good and the pressure builds up. i pull it out slow then try to hold the gut full of beer in a while, arching my back down and ass up. let it drain up into my gut and be absorbed all the while i stroke my shaft and if i have my rubber 'o'-ring on.... mmmm .... the alcohol absorbs into my blood and reaches my sexed up brain pronto! jacking and doing this repeatedly.
mastrubating helps me to maintain my erection for most of an hour .....typical
after a while i can't hold the pressure it so i aim my ass high and let it out in long thin stream (jet) and it can go 15 feet behind me sometimes. really cleans me out and so i put more in and try to hold it, ......
in between i stand and jack my cock and smoke my cigar. is so fun and i get so drunk so fast ..... i don't drive after doing this, usually walk or ride my bike or even kayak back home. often do this when camping naked at nude male camps at length, thinking about having anal sex .... i cum big and good .....
later in the day, i think about it often and can barely wait to do it again
I much prefer a lube free orgasm, much more pleasurable to reach orgasm naturally because that way I can greedily eat my cum on completion rather than have it wasted because it’s mixed with oil !!
For me the most pleasurable masturbating position is on my back, legs open and watching myself in the mirror or even better videoing myself as I bring myself off (see my various videos posted on here)
This experience is enhanced even further if a few guys are sitting fully clothed watching me before I select one to undress so I can suck him off and let his spunk cover my face and cum loving greedy mouth
The very thought has me ready to masturbater yet again!!
I have a small vacuum that I attach an 1-1/4 inch piece of pvc in the hose. I have a hole drilled in the pvc so I can monitor the suction. I put on a vhs tape I made years ago of me eating,fucking my wife, insert my dick into the pipe and turn it on. Sit back in a chair and move the pipe up and down my dick. When you find the right spot it makes your cock "flutter" and feels oh so good. I usually cum this way.
I also like to use the handle on my mortising machine while using the vacuum. I just sit it on the floor ,put a zip lock bag over it, add a little mineral oil and then lower myself on to it. Then slip my dick into the vacuum tube pipe.
I will have to try this method this weekend. and let you know
Been doing it that way since I was very young, although a nice slippery wank with baby oil makes a pleasant change occasionally.
Love being naked outdoors in the rain and masturbating, the heavier the rain is the better !
Love to watch videos to help me cum or I save lots of photos of sexy guys and gals to wank over but recently I seem to get more turned on by seeing naked sexy men especially fit young smooth bodied ones.
I usually wank conventionally - hand job up and down rubbing my juicy foreskin up and down - fondle my ass as I do it .
If I am alone I like to get naked and have lots of foreplay with toys etc and take photos and videos of myself as I wank and cum.
I love to watch porn and wank off but the thought of a nice cock to watch whilst I play is a fantastic turn on. Often go on the video chat but hardly anybody ever joins me in a session.
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I love to watch porn and wank off but the thought of a nice cock to watch whilst I play is a fantastic turn on. Often go on the video chat but hardly anybody ever joins me in a session.
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I only just found the video chatroom on here but like you I havent seen anyone else in there.
Id love to see another guy wanking as I do it and have a sexy chat together.
I hope to be in there tomorrow at about 4 to 5pm (GMT) UK time........hope to see someone there......Im saving up my cum for a good release!