KingFloppyCock

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Howdy! You have now entered into the world of King Floppycock. A world defined by silliness, created by a high functioning autistic woman by the name of Marissa. She is a photographer and mycologist. She is obsessed with mushrooms and everything that looks like them. I am Emit. I am a stroke survivor who once took life too seriously. Not anymore. I am now King Floppycock. I live in Marissa`s photo studio where we spend hours creating content. We hope you are here because we made you laugh. We also send unposted photos/ newsletter (mostly about heart health, mushroom consumption and over all being healthy, or just downright silly stuff centered around King Floppycock`s mushroom) in DMs, so, get a premium membership, send us a message and expect to hear from us.

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  • 59 years old
  • Male
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  • Joined 4 years ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Relationship Status:
Single
Children:
None

Location

Texas, United States

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My Current Status

We are back for more cock flopping adventures.

Interests

Arts / Crafts
Photography
puppeteering
illustrating
reading.

Zodiac

Virgo

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
A Private Photo Shoot

My Favourites

MovieThe Happytime murders or anything with puppets.
Actor / ActressAnyone funny
BookThe Emperor`s new clothes.
AuthorHans Christian Anderson
SongAC/DC Big balls
PastimePhotography
DrinkMy own cum
SportFlopping
FoodPizza
TV ShowMuppets/ Robot Chicken
ThingFlopping

My Professional Life

Education:
School
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
180lbs (12st 12lbs) (81.6kg)
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Alcoholic
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Atheist
Sense of Humour:
Crude
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Joker
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy My cock flopping. People looking at my cock flopping.
What makes me sad No views on my photos.
What makes me mad Negative people.
My bad habits Not taking too much seriously.

My Final Thought

If I ran NDN...

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