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KingFloppyCock
US age 57
Joined 2 years ago
Last login 9 hours ago
Welcome to the world of King Floppycock. Here we have puppets, mushrooms a penis and, hopefully, a few things to make you chuckle. We don`t take anything serious. The inspiration to our efforts is the folk tale 'The Emperor`s new clothes'. King Floppycock is essentially that emperor after the story. We just show the emperor`s ding-a-ling. Granny Petcock is our primary puppet. She owns the Kings penis. She lends it out to her friends now and then. Granny Petcock is based on an actual granny. However, the real granny is a devote church going, god fearing granny who lives vicariously through Granny Petcock, and would never let anyone in her church know she participates in our photos as a puppeteer. King Floppycock himself is a former church manager gone rogue who lives in the photo studio and pretty much is naked, except for his pink cock collar, all the time. Please feel free to message us, the King tries to respond to everyone. Thanks for stopping by.
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We are the Saturday morning cartoon for gay porn.
Stats
My NDN Status:
I am:Male
Age:57
Sexual Preference:Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
Marital Status:Single
Children:None
Member Since:14-Aug-21
Last Logged In:8-May-24
Location:Fort Worth, Texas, United States
About KingFloppyCock
Star Sign:Virgo
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Anything!, A Private Photo Shoot
Interests:Arts / Crafts
Other:Photography, puppeteering, illustrating, reading.
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Height:5' 9" (175cm)
Weight:180lbs (12st 12lbs) (81.6kg)
Eye Colour:Blue
Hair Colour:Dark Brown
Pubic Hair:Shaven
Tatoos:None
Piercings:None
Penis Length:8" (20.3cm)
Circumcised:Yes
Professional Life
Education:School
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Other
Job Role:Management
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Alcoholic
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Atheist
Sense Humour:Crude
Social Style:Meet people easily
Personality:Joker
Libido:Average
Favourites
Movie:The Happytime murders
Actor/Actress:Anyone funny
Book:The Emperor`s new clothes.
Author:Hans Christian Anderson
Song:AC/DC Big balls
TV Show:Muppets/ Robot Chicken
Sport:Flopping
Drink:My own cum
Food:Pizza
Pastime:Photography
Thing:Flopping
Person I'd like to Fuck:Bridget Everett
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
My cock flopping. People looking at my cock flopping.
What Makes Me Sad:
No views on my photos.
What Makes Me Mad:
Negative people.
My Bad Habits:
Not taking too much seriously.
Comments
mrsilky : Great pics King! Can you teach me to do that?
(234 days ago)
OnlyEmu294 : 1-506-708-0823
(284 days ago)
Sling713 : Wish I were as flexible as you as I assume that is your penis in the pix!
(290 days ago)
OnlyEmu294 : I wish I could meet you I’d love to suck your cock
(1 year ago)
Fireaxe14 : Beautiful mushroom shaped cock head! Paul
(1 year ago)
akbuilder : Would love to flop that cock a time or two!
(1 year ago)
dicpete : love to suck
(1 year ago)
Manlover100 : You're very sexy and such a card 😁😁😁😁
(2 years ago)
summerwhore : I had a small stroke also ... BUT ... I COULD STILL GET YOU OFF AND MAKE YOU HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 years ago)
dicpete : Let me suck it
(2 years ago)
Asier : I love your profile. I love your sense of humour. And your body!!.
(2 years ago)
RedAlpaca646 : Beautiful pic bro. Hope you find what you're looking for http://m4m.site/
(2 years ago)
tman213456 : after reading your About me I'll say you certainly have balls...and wish they were in my mouth!
(2 years ago)
Pizzlefart : Great to see someone demonstrating the power of combining sex and humour. Nicely filled out profile with some funny, kinky details.
(2 years ago)
Profile last updated: 22-Mar-24