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Updated December '24 - I want to do a phone cam session!! Unfortunately I don't think I could do it with just any guy-- I'd have to be attracted-- so its going to be a selection process :) go ahead and pitch me via IM your best reason why I should jerk off with you on cam, and lets see what happens! If you send a message and I dont respond, I'm not interested. Sorry :) anyway I digress... thank you! Thanks to those who follow me, comment, and jerk off to my stuff (and tell me about it). Its the biggest turn-on!! Seriously, you have no idea! 🍆 ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Horny stoner here who gets off on acting like this is my charity Onlyfans 😂 I love both watching and being watched, but the "being watched" is what makes me cum. I get to feel like a porn star-- that's why I'm here. It turns me on to no end to think about horny guys looking at my posts while they stoke their cocks and cum for me. Honestly, I'm just interested in sex with a guy. No relationship stuff, kissing or cuddling with a guy doesn't appeal to me. Not into ass-licking. I would like to suck a cock; that, I'm all for trying. I do know that I love my ass being toyed, and the women that have been gracious enough to fuck me (3 ladies) - hands down to them, they were some of my greatest sexual experiences, cumming over and over. But to think about a real dick .. flesh and bone- pounding away in me. wow, I can't even imagine :O ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ I'll pretty sure I'll always be more attracted to women, but lately it really turns me on to watch guys together. Men are a fairly new interest for me, although I've been using dildos for 25 years. My type in guys? Its more about the moment, and being so horny that you're screaming to be fucked-- or to fuck him. But if I must choose a favorite type of guy, I would say the surfer type. Thin to medium build, muscular works too, shaved or trimmed, not too hairy (except for long hair, that's sexy). As much as I look forward to the first guy fucking me, I would love to fuck a guy though too... so switch hitter I guess :P. Late 50s at the oldest (I'm 49), and I would not object to a willing sexy younger guy either. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ My biggest fantasy is a MMF threesome, and #2 would be meeting a hot outdoorsy guy at a nature park, smoking a joint, and then sucking and fucking in the woods. I just want respect/kindness, and cleanliness. Anyway, hit me up if you're near Ohio, maybe we could make something happen. I'd love to make a video of my first sex with a guy, and post it on here. Probably the ultimate in eroticism, at least on here :)) thanks for reading! Smoke weed everyday.

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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:
Divorced and on the hunt
Children:
Independent

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Interests

Hiking / Camping
Music
Nature
mountain biking
waterfalling
being naked in a forest

Zodiac

Scorpio

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
Hard Core Action
A New Friend
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieAnything horror or sci fi
BandRock, Metal, Alt, some Country
PastimeBinging tv
SportNo thanks
FoodSteak, blue cheese
TV ShowSitcoms and war shows
ThingProbably my fucking machine ??
Sex positionWoman-- reverse cowgirl. Guy idk probably doggy

My Professional Life

Education:
Employment Status:
Industry:
Job Role:

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Slim
Body Shape:
Weight:
170lbs (12st 2lbs) (77.1kg)
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Butt
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Visible
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Socially
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Other
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
In the backseat of a station wagon while it was driving down the highway, we were in the back under a blanket. The people in the frontseat thought we were sleeping. Makes me hard to remember that.

Self Description

What makes me happy Weed, toying my ass, seeing pics of naked amateurs, sunsets, and cats.
What makes me sad Fake.people, sports, politics.
What makes me mad You.
My bad habits Masterbating in inappropriate places, saying the wrong things.

My Final Thought

The best day of my life was...

Being pegged 6 times by my girlfriend in a 24 hour period. Whynotwhynot

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