retdog's Blog

It's been a long time since I did a blog entry but here goes. Lately I've been so horny for sex that I'm shoving everything up my ass. I even had to go to hospital to get an eight inch ratchet extension remove from my ass and that was something I won't let happen again. I had a hook up but unfortunately he passed. Now I need somebody to have fun with real bad. Hardly a day goes by that I'm not toying my asshole. I'm constantly playing with myself when nobody is around. Tonight I had a long hot shower and gave my self plenty enemas and then around 2;30am I put the yard lights on and when out, got naked and took pics and a video of me in yard. If any neighbor saw me, I hope they enjoy it while I walked around jacking my cock. I'd love to have a group session with about six guys just constantly sucking and fucking one another. I could line them up and give them blowjobs and then tongue fuck their assholes. I love being naked and sit outside at night a lot just playing with my dead cock. I haven't had a stiff cock in years and that really hurts because I can't even jack off to cum any more. So you see guys I'm really fucked. Us old guys just don't have it like we used to. I'm going to bed now and find a toy to fuck myself with wishing it was a young hard cock.

I've been inventing ways to pleasure my self more and more. Right now I'm wearing my poor mans ball weights, four shackles weighing down my balls. I also have eight plastic rings (off old curtains) on my dick. It's almost 2am so I'll be going out in the backyard shortly to give myself a long enema session with the hose, I get naked and just have fun. I've always fucked myself for many decades and I always find not only dildos but just about anything that will fit. My first dildo was made from pipe insulation with a rigid piece of tubing inside. I spend late night in my little work shop just stuffing tools up my asshole and giving it a workout. I need to get a new pump for my dick and balls since I wore my old one out, I enjoyed pumping my dick until it couldn't get any bigger. I want to meet up with my friend and have another session of suck and fuck but it's difficult to arrange.

In early December I finally got together with a guy I've been wanting to meet for a couple of years. He post on a lot on NTN and is a hungry cock sucker. My wife was gone for a couple of days so this was our first chance to do it. When he showed up at the house I couldn't wait to get my hands on his cock and balls. As soon as he could get undressed I was on my knees sucking his cock an balls. I've wanted this for years but my home life interfered. After sucking him for a while he pulled out a strap on and told me to put it on and fuck his asshole which I obliged and he really enjoyed it. I have medical problems and can't get an erection any more. He laid me on the bed and said I know you want this and pulled my legs back and began to explore my asshole with his tongue and I couldn't get enough of it. We spent two hours, too short, having fun fingering each other and sucking balls, cocks and nipples. We both got excited when we started talking real dirty to each other. We did 69 and couldn't get enough of each others balls and cocks. I was so excited that I was shaking at one point. I wish I had done this years ago and can't wait for the next time.

I just came in from outside after doing my asshole with a hand trowel. It was laying there on the patio table so I got my lotion and greased it up and up it went. I'm always looking for something to put up my ass or ways to bind my dick and balls. Lately I've been spending a lot of time out in my shop at night coming up with ways to pleasure myself. I guess I've become a horny old fuck just waiting for that first time I can get a dick up my asshole. I used to get a double dong or my pick vib dildo in my ass easy but I had a procedure done for bad recurring hemorrhoids and that doctor must have done something because I can't get them in these days. Now I'm going for the hot shower and a soothing enema. Man I love those enemas......

I've been in and out tonight finding things to do. Right now I have my balls tied up real tight and I was jerking and banging them real good. I've tied up plenty of times with cord and wire or whatever is handy. If you've seen my pics, you know I improvise a lot. I don't have money to by fancy gadgets so I use things laying around my workshop. I have dildos but when it comes to my asshole anything that fits goes in. Over the years I've used tools, toys, veggies, golf clubs, etc. I had a procedure for a fistual in my asshole because of hemmoroids and I think the doctor sewed my asshole up and made it harder to get the big stuff in. I'm about to take a shower and give my ass a nice long hot enema. I enjoy them often and it makes the muscles relax for easy insertion. Till next time..........

Friday morning about 3:30 I went out and sat on the bench on my front porch and dropped my shorts to my ankles. The hedges are just high enough that nobody will see my naked ass. The guy across the street goes to work close to 4am and I sat there patiently pulling on my dick watching his shadow through the glass front door. He came out once and went back in and then right on time he leaves. I'm pulling on my dick like crazy as he walks to his car and he sees me (I'm always out there late to let the dog pee about the same time) and waves and I'm really banging my balls on the edge of the bench just thinking if he saw what I was doing. Just after he pulled away I got my few seconds of fun as I arced my body up and had my little squirt of cum. There was a day when loads of jiz would have been all over but these days I settle for what I can get. It was exciting, him waving and be beating my dick to death.

I remember when I'd venture out at night and get naked and jack off from time to time. It was always exciting because you think what would happen if the neighbor came out and saw what you were doing. These days I venture out every night and find ways to be inventive at binding my balls or maybe getting an enema with the garden hose. Problem now is my ED is so bad it takes forever to jack off and then I have soo much trouble I seldom get the thrill I used to. After I finish this post I'll go out again when the wife falls asleep and take advantage of the cool breeze and get naked and just play with myself for a little while, I never go to bed before 3am so I get to play a lot. Enjoy the outdoors and get naked.......

I keep trying to get witha nearby guy from newbud but no luck yet. Recently posted some pics...got a phone to use for once. Wish I had someone to take pics fo my naked body, especially my virgin asshole. I brought the nw year in waching scat vids I found and then took a shower and had a nice hot, long enema before pleasureing my asshole. My wife quit sex years ago and I can't even get near her these days. My dick is dead and won't get stiff anyjmore and that depresses me because I used to love it when it stood up like a piece of pipe. I play with it but it doesn't have any sensation in it anymore and my balls are long and hanging like an old man's will. I just want to suck a dick and get fucked before I croak. Got another local guy who I might be able to meet but won't know for two weeks as he will be out of town. I regret not have some guy fun when I was still working as I would be out of town overnight plenty and could have found somebody. Well guys here's hopeing I get that dick soon.

It's been a year and still no meet with guy from newbudnudes who lives in my area. He is into almost everything and posts pics all the time of him and friends getting it on. Want him to explore my asshole with his tounge like he does to his friends.Gettin to where my dick is about dead. I can't get a hard on and jerking off gets harder everyday. I still pleasure my asshole from time to time but having problems after a procedure on it a whle back. Can't use my dildos anymore as it is painfull. I just want to pleasure a guy soo bad.

Thought I might get a chance for my first real bi meet today or tomorrow while my wife is gone but it looks to be another lost oppertunity. I'll have to satisfy myself with a long hot enema and some asshole play and try to jerk off to a porn flick. I've been looking at pics and vids for almost four hours and I wish all those great dicks were either in my mouth or pumping my ass.